>Attack all enemies with BATTLESPORK immediately!! Rescue dames NOW!!

Listen.

Generally, the dames--and fellas!--you rescue are saved not by dint of meaty forkslap or bloody spoonstab, but by the lively miracles you render, shape, and offer up with your own hands.

Even as an advanced, ascended Maid of Life, you can't make everyone immortal forever. But you can give everyone another chance. You'll take that over meaty slaps and spoony bloodstabs anyday.

>Break through glass with fist to unlock door.