>Immediately fall in love with Lil Bro figurine and experience heartrending emotions over its gayness.

What? Of course not. How stupid can a suggestion get? You're in, like, your twenties or something. You don't have time for weird and vaguely heterosexist nonsense like that.

Suddenly!!! The familiar voice of the coolest dude you know emerges from the goofy little thing. Holy heck, Lil Bro is talking!

>Become conversant with the bro.