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ROXY: idk
ROXY: i dont wanna worry u w/ it
JANE: I'd rather use my worry for your sake than waste it on some other bullshit.
ROXY: ty
ROXY: its just
ROXY: callie
JANE: What about our dear, sweet friend? :(
ROXY: shes got weird hard to explain sads
ROXY: workin all the time these days
ROXY: talkin 2 me n bein sweet but i kno she aint rly there
ROXY: so i was thinkin abt how to cheer the girl whose cheered me so much
ROXY: and also
ROXY: ugh idk
JANE: And also?
ROXY: some weird voidey infra-reality stuff ive been noticing thats off
ROXY: more specifically theres shit thats started workin not so properly lately
JANE: Could you give me an example?
ROXY: basic mechanics of our experiential reality
ROXY: like object ambiguity
ROXY: have u seen this shit
JANE: Like when my phone cords and folded notes turn to guns and cause funny problems?
ROXY: yea thats exactly it
ROXY: have u been noticin its only guns lately??
ROXY: like literally almost always guns and nothin else??
JANE: Huh... Come to think of it, you're right. I didn't think too much of it since the hole that got blown in my face healed before I had time to feel it.
ROXY: n do you see how this could be a problem for ppl who arent monstergods like us truly??
JANE: Zounds...
JANE: You're right!
JANE: Normally it's very dangerous to have things turning into a bunch of guns all around you!
ROXY: omg exaaa a a actlyyy
ROXY: so thats some shit i got to figure out leave it up to the rogue've void as per ush
JANE: I don't believe I can furnish any insight into the nature of this baffling and concerning reality quirk, but I do think I could circle back and ask you a bit more about the Callie sitch.
ROXY: (usin slang like it aint no thang oh janey wow <3 )
JANE: ( <3 I'm growing all the time.)
JANE: Callie... Could it be that her dreaded old problems are resurfacing? Does she still think herself ugly and unlovable, despite all proof to the contrary? Like her smoking hot G.F.?
ROXY: mmm yeah no its definitely at least half that
ROXY: i know my callie wants to be beautiful in the way that beautiful means somethin to her, even if shes alrdy beautiful 2 me
ROXY: like i was telling you
ROXY: were only ever intimate in complete darkness
ROXY: all gloved hands and veiled form as if bein loved by the shadow itself
ROXY: its kinda hot and mystiquey in a way tbh but its also sad af like as a sign of how she has no confidence in herself the way she is and in partic her ability to make me feel happy
ROXY: like shes desperately relyin on her words n narratives alone to keep me entertained + in love w her
ROXY: that shit freaking sucks + is so unnecessary for her bro i want her to kno im so ride or die
JANE: You are so ride or die! Not to mention, a thoughtful, supportive girlfriend.
ROXY: well thank u
ROXY: and rly i dont think thats her only probbie
ROXY: i think shes kinda aimless
ROXY: state historians a sweet gig but idk
ROXY: deep down i think she feels like she was meant for more than sittin in a carapacian office and makin a canon of fan theories abt all of history
JANE: Chekhov's Wand never went off, did it?
ROXY: not 4 her
JANE: That's so messed up! I wish she'd said something!
JANE: I could have sat her down and told her. "Callie! The future is still unwritten! If you find yourself in the doldrums, it is only a matter of time before the wind returns to your sails!"
JANE: Or some shit.
ROXY: haha could u maybe tell her that? it wont fix her 'i wanna rip my own skin off body hate blues' but like
ROXY: she still extremely loves/respects u and i think it might perk her up to hear from u since its been a lil bit
JANE: You're right. I'll reach out to her once I have my phone.
JANE: Sigh... If only I could help two Calliopes in one day!! :(
ROXY: yea
ROXY: but... jane
ROXY: idk if that other callies gonna go with you
ROXY: i know my callie
ROXY: n if she went through a billion years nitemare just to get blown up in a ending plotsplosion she would
ROXY: sigh
ROXY: prob not wanna come back
ROXY: n i dont think shes gonna wanna come back with u even though i rly rly wish with all my heart that we could save her :(
ROXY: ive talked to callie about this too!! she agrees!!
JANE: Of course, Roxy.
JANE: Everyone's telling me this for my own good.
JANE: When Calliope, the Ascended Muse version, listens to my entreaty, she will surely turn it down. This, I will accept gracefully.
JANE: What I could never accept,
JANE: Is not trying.
ROXY: dammit jane when tf did u get all cool and awesome on me errrrnp answer is ALWAYS
ROXY: anyway listen ive got some more voidthinkin about this gun item problem to do and ull be wakin up soon
ROXY: so hug me up b4 u go and ill see u at the partyyyyyyy~~~ ;)
JANE: Yes! I'll see you there, chum! >:B Bring it on in!