>Awaken from unfathomable booze snooze.



Roxy gives you back the hat you dropped going ass over teakettle during your drunkenness, then goes to do some more voidthinking. And in the process of becoming completely undrunk, you make a neat, orderly exit from the void the way you came. Everything is methodical and sensible, and no roundabout unexpected bullshit whatsoever happens.
NOT!!! Hoo hoo hoo!!
When you wake up, you are *not*, in fact, anywhere near your fort at all, like you'd imagine. You're not anywhere you recognize at all, for that matter!! You are in a strange room with matte metallic walls, further than ever from your phone and your (generally unenforced) daily resurrections quota.