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The puny mephit does not stand a chance. You impale it again and again, again and again with your funny weapon, spraying candy-goo blood, plucking out hideous candy viscera, all jelly gore and gum guts.

Combat in the real world sure is visceral! But it is a little bit hard to avoid pulping enemies in an instant when you are THIS freaking overpowered. You are so OP, they need to nerf the shit out of you.

But no one ever will.

>Become overwhelmed with grief and revive fallen mephit.