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Whew. Too much excitement! You are looking forward to a little bit of soothing screentime after such a hectic day--or, rather, part of an hour--looking at objects, talking to friends, poking into tiles, breaking your furniture, getting drunk, getting small, killing, reviving, watching your beloved pet die, reviving some more, and then getting big again.

You flop yourself back-first against the wall, with your snakes sitting by you.

Your first stop is to message Calliope, of course, but as soon as you open Pesterchum, you see that a few pals slash vague acquaintances have been trying to get a hold of you. You resolve to get through the backlog and come to your Callie convo with a clear mind.

Whose messages would you like to reply to?

(You click and click on these buttons until realizing that they are just still images with no hyperlinks attached. Your WAITNESS ATTRIBUTE simply isn't high enough to view these convos yet! Level up your Waitness attribute by waiting, and then maybe after you're done waiting, the witch will have drawn pictures for these convos she already has written.)

>Okay, I've waded through all that nonsense. What now, Crocker-chan?