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Oh.

Everything about her is so perfect. The crispness of her blouses and lace aprons, and the sleek swish of her crinoline. The false modesty of her smile hiding a gleefully derisive smirk, gloating, ravenous eyes behind her shiny glasses and beneath her looming victory rolls.

And her fingers, pinched together neatly, offer up the mesmerizing pink icing of UNCONTROLLABLE DESIRE.

>That's weird!