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gutsyGumshoe: Hi! I'm having a regular time in my room. Madame Secretary Paint, it's good to speak with you as always!
msPaint: a regular time of dodgin my fuckin invites
msPaint: come to the club with me and pick up a bevy of dudes
msPaint: youre a woman of the world jane you date guys on the phone app you arent involved in all this kiddie pool shit
gardenGnostic: hey!
msPaint: sorry i didnt mean to sound like i was belittling your overall maturity when my comment was specifically about your lack of sexual and romantic experience
gardenGnostic: its ok :)
msPaint: so what say you knave
gutsyGumshoe: Sorry! I just... Haven't really been feeling it lately?
msPaint: what the heck
msPaint: thats not like you
msPaint: you busy uh kissin your poster up there or what the fuck
gutsyGumshoe: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
gutsyGumshoe: I MEAN
gutsyGumshoe: THERE'S NOTHING TO KNOW ABOUT. YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW AND IT WAS JUST A LUCKY GUESS.
gardenGnostic: erm...
msPaint: hey jane
msPaint: if im off base here you can tell me cupcake
msPaint: but are you doing that thing ppl do sometimes
msPaint: where they tell on themselves by embarrassingly making poorly veiled references to something theyre preoccupied by in a way that is too deliberate to be a mere freudian slip
gutsyGumshoe: ...
gutsyGumshoe: Maybe. :(


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