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gutsyGumshoe: Hello?
gardenGnostic: uh?
msPaint: uhhhh
arsenicCatnap: >8OO < heavens to meowgatroid!
cuttlefishChiller: O)()()()( s)(it )(a)(a. 38) Busted!
apotropaicAlly: jane i like the funny sayings you wrote on this poster did you put them there to entertain yourself?
gutsyGumshoe: What are you
gutsyGumshoe: How are you making observations about the poster
gutsyGumshoe: I mean
apotropaicAlly: :D
gutsyGumshoe: Great practical joke, Aradia. You got me to--
gutsyGumshoe: NOO GOD!
gutsyGumshoe: NO. GOD.
gutsyGumshoe: PLEASE. NO.
gutsyGumshoe: NO!!!
gutsyGumshoe: NO!!!
gutsyGumshoe: NO!!!!!!!!
gardenGnostic: its ok jane relax!
gardenGnostic: relax...
gutsyGumshoe: Ahhhhhh. Noooo. Fuck.
gutsyGumshoe: Well...
gutsyGumshoe: It's been nice knowing you all. What dear friends you have been to me. How short our time was together.
gutsyGumshoe: Now that you have seen my horrible secret, I can no longer be part of the Straight Girls Group Chat.
gutsyGumshoe: Moderator @gardenGnostic, I... hereby ask that you abide by SGGC protocols and ban me forthwith.
gardenGnostic: i said relaaax jane i am not going to freaking ban youuu! D:
gardenGnostic: you dont get banned from straight girls group chat for being (not to assume but you did write it on the poster) bisexual or whatever!
gutsyGumshoe: Y...
gutsyGumshoe: You don't?
gardenGnostic: oh come on dont you think we are so beyond this "tentative friend" type shit? you are basically like my little sister at this point! or big sister sometimes, whatever!
gardenGnostic: and i dont know, you still like guys so we have that in common, so why would we not want to gossip about that with you all the time! jeez! so its fine if you like girls! this is maybe the least necessary worry that anybody has ever had!!!!!!!
apotropaicAlly: speaking of which did you hear about feferi and nepeta
cuttlefishChiller: )(EY!
arsenicCatnap: :33 < thats private infurmation!
apotropaicAlly: heheheh
gardenGnostic: honestly we have way more important stuff to be worrying about!
gardenGnostic: we are building the best world ever city by city and village by village and plant by plant and i think that is way cooler and more important than wasting our (technically unlimited) time being unkind to ourselves about who we are or who we love!
gutsyGumshoe: Holy cripes. Does this mean that sexual orientation was never... a "thing" to begin with? Are we all actually just bisexual?


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