A-doy! Loop-de-doo, I am the queen of wasting time, you stand tall and proudly announce to the world while ass-deep in your own bizarre intrusive thoughts of no origin.

Even if you didn't love being alive enough to stick around for a couple kalpas, this rinky-dink WAND wouldn't have the power to bring a divine beast like you down. And as long as Calliope has that RING of hers, nothing's gonna be sending her to the afterlife regardless of god tier status.

Well, what's your next brilliant idea? Dare we hope it doesn't involve pointless suicide?