>Message Calliope!!!

PROBLEM SOOTHE

Yesss! You're, like, sooo close to being able to do this. But, see, the wily subtleties of this cutting-edge free trial software commandeer your attention away, pied-pipering your eye over to another little detail on the screen. Is your friend okay? You know it's a big freaking deal when Karkat effing Strider changes his p-chum status to "pensive", from his usual "tetchy", "glib" or "saucy". Maybe you won't go so far as to message him, but you can't help but wonder...