>Yazira: Think about your relationship status.

You try to think about your relationship status, but aren't able to make much sense of it. 

VALERA seems like she might be interested in you? But it's so hard to broach the subject with everything that's been going on lately. TOOBIE is a complete enigma as usual, but after talking with her a little bit, you feel surprisingly comfortable in your lack of knowing. What's more puzzling to you than anything currently, is what's going on between VALERA and TOOBIE. They obviously like each other. You're pretty sure they had some kind of sex or something back on the delivery facility archipelago! But you also know for sure that TOOBIE and the infamous LEM L. also had a whole *other* type of sex or something after your climactic encounter with the Morkoth. You are not directly aware of Toobie's legendary SANGUINE JILLOFF, but if you had known about it, it would've surprised you about as little as the SALACIOUS PANTY MISCHIEF of previous days would have, had you known about that as well.

You look at the array of disorderly facts about the situation and give a shrug, figuratively speaking. Maybe life is just messy sometimes and you just have to love people for who they are and roll with it anyway. Besides, it's not like you're in a hurry to make this stuff happen. You're more than content to vent your frustrations to the insides of your bunk's sheets for a while, especially after a certain nymph on Electra so recently helped you GET YOUR GROOVE BACK.

>Yazira: Stop thinking about your relationship status and IMMEDIATELY go buy clothes. Now!!!