>Yazira: Remember why you are here.
Oh shit! Cordial Perspective is back! You totally forgot! You were here to buy clothes!
Forgetting things that happened minutes ago is part of your daily existence. It is simply how your brain is built and doesn't bother you much. You're aware that the cosmos had to nerf you somehow, and there are certainly less moe methods of nerfing a motherfucker.
Cordial Perspective holds out three parcels, temptingly, and invites you to take one of them.