>Immediately use STUDFINDER and start courting fab hunks hetero style!!!

This isn't that kind of stud finder. This is a device that senses changes in electrical capacitance/resistance when it is activated and passed over a wall. If there is a stud or support beam behind the wall, the light will blink and beepbeepbeep.

>Use STUDFINDER on all walls to determine structural weaknesses of the room.