>Discourse with frisky friend.
ROXY: oh hell yea
ROXY: heres some shit that never happens
ROXY: roxywalkin thru the voidspace on my mysterious mission + then who do i see being impossibly here for some reason
ROXY: none other than my BEST FUCKIN FRIEND
ROXY: well assuming we dont count ones relationedship romance partner as double occupying BFF status
ROXY: cuz me and callie marshmally are TIZZITE
ROXY: meaning s.n. tially
JANE: (..."Essentially"?)
ROXY: s.n. tially ur my best friend that ive never kissed
ROXY: or uhhhhhh
ROXY: best friend who i dont currently make a regular habit of kissin ;3
ROXY: which is kind of like this huge and respectable status that hella girls aspire of? maybe i need to get you a trophy
ROXY: need to get you a malachite n hardwood plaque that says that
ROXY: engrave a commemorative crystal so it doubles as a music box that plays a paean to platonic friendship
JANE: Ooof. While, I would love to lie here, and discuss topics such as friendship ranking, and/or, my rich and scandalous history of admittedly fondly remembered youthful lapses in heterosexual judgment, with you,
JANE: I feel like someone put,
JANE: My head, in a vice, and began to slowly squeeze and not stop,
JANE: Oh, Roxy, this is certainly not how I wanted you to see me!
ROXY: psssh lol 'lapses in heterosexual judgment' jane u do realize that this moe trait makes you only 1 million times cuter combo right
ROXY: and fyi u still look like babe town even sprawled out and dopey in your rumpled trench coat and alluring blu leggines :)
JANE: Thaaaank you... Augh...