>Snuggle Lucy and Amy. Then check phone.

You are so grateful to have your snakes. You were never a reptile girl growing up, but you have had something of a late-life reptile awakening after meeting these little charmer snakes in the black hole. You adopted them while never questioning for a second who they belonged to or why they were there in the first place, chilling and thipping next to broken name plaques reading LUCI and AMI.

They are your smibby wubby babies. They are your smemmy smibby woobies. They are your little oofie doofies and you will never ever ever allow anything bad to happen to them as long as you live. And you plan on living for one hell of a long time.

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