>I don't care! Jane needs to stop being into that!

You (specifically, the you that is Jane Crocker) ignore any contrary prompts and begin waxing to a state of utter ero-poetic mania.

Oh, feed me on your corruption, Betty. Poison me with your anodyne affection, your clinical care, your plasticky preservative attention. Smother me in your sugar, cake me in your cloying enriched flour. Seize control of me and make me all messed up and make me do bad things I'm not supposed to.

Teach me the way things really eternally, foreverially permanently are.

Make me schoolfed.

You're so Betty-bothered. You want to... you want to lose to her. You want to face the biggest, worst bad end of them all. You...

You uh...

You want to bite her thighs like they are a big marshmallow, okay!!!!!!!!!!

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