>Receive startling push notification.

Ack! Your phone goes off all of a sudden! Shit. It's the Straight Girls Only group text!!! Ok. Fuck. Ahhhh. Play it cool, Jane. Play it cool.

Wait, is that what that actually says? You hate this weird font that this P-Chum trial version used, it is so hard to read. "Push Notif: Incoming mess fromage, Str8 Grlz Grp Chat."

Fuck! It really is them! Breathe, Jane, you tell yourself. If you don't handle this well, it could be curtains for about half your friendships and all your normie cred.

>Calm down and handle it.